420

420 is a big deal for some reason. It has been made a vital note in stoners lives to get high at 4:20 on 4/20. Or just 4:20 any day. It doesn't really mean anything and it was not Bob Marley's birthday. It was in fact Hitler's birthday and the day of the Columbine shooting. Those two things don't add up to a stoner heavy pot smoking session all day. I "highly" doubt that it is to spite those horrible things. This has caused me to look through the Internet starting with Columbine and leading me to other mass murderers. Damn it, this is 420's fault, thanks 420. You're a real pal.

Let's talk a little bit about Hitler. Maybe not, I'm not really trying to say anything. I was all about 420 when I was a big time pot head. Now I'm not, I put on a Bob Marley shirt today after I bathed out of habit. It's one of my favorite shirts, I'm not bragging about my subconscious coolness, these are just facts.

If you want to smoke pot on 420 that's great. But don't be telling people they should be and that they are un American dicks for not doing so.

Just keep your kids out of my garage.